TOUCHDOWN - Old Stoner!

[dean0000]

Dean, I quit for 25 years to raise six children. I smoked maybe 30 or 40 times during that period, but as a regular user, no. I was super regular toking between 1970-1982.

Thats a really respectable thing to do, +Rep.

Edit: Il +rep you later, it wont let me at the moment

[Old Stoner]

LOL, as long as this websites here, I'll be here, BGIT. It's a great place....good people!

And thanks, Dean, just wanted to be the "responsible" parent." But believe you me, I MISSED the heck out of smoking. Only smoking on average twice a year ofr 25 years is a real bummer, LOL...

Now the pending pee test, and I STILL can't smoke. What can I say? LOL...

[LiquidMagik]

Don't Let Your Job Go Up in Smoke with Products by Spectrum Labs - Urine Luck

Find a place around you that sells the dried urine. That will beat the piss test anytime.

[Old Stoner]

Well, I'll look for the dried stuff, and The Urinator, and the QuickFix 4.0, and maybe even get one of thos Whizzinators, the fake weiner, ya know, LM? I am NOT going through this worrisome bullcrap anymore. Plus, next time I have to take my regular UA, I will SUB.

Well, folks, today was a good day, as far as I can tell, lol. My boss had me explain the accident, and that was it, He kinda laughed and said, be careful! No UA, no nothing. SO FAR.

I still have a suspicion that they may test me sometime this week, "randonly", so I am abstaining from the new bag I got until Friday night. If no UA by then, IT'S PARTY TIME!

Having weed and not being able to smoke it is WORSE than not having any weed at all, LOL...

I went and got it out of the safe a few minutes ago just to smell it and look at it. The bag was saying tantilizingly, "smoke me, Old Stoner, smoke me!" But of course, I am too petrified to do anything other than put her back in her secure place, and wait for Friday. I guess it gives me something to look forward to!

Still need that Good Karma, good people of Canna.com, so please, if you have any extra, shoot a toot or two my way, please!