HAHA! I dont think I would ever do it...but I do have a story of something..

When I was in the Phillipines I saw a guy in my platoon get a tattoo on his dick while we were in the field..I wasnt staring or anything..haha..but they were running the tattoo gun of a battery from an old beat up truck..and it would surge..tattoo came out ok I guess..it was a spider..but it was some crazy shit..out in the jungle in the phillipines dude getting a spider tattooed on his dick...