I have a pretty good rip-off story.

So this one time in San Francisco I was coming out of a smoke shop and this black guy comes up to me with a blunt and asks me if I want to smoke. I was like "Fuck, why not?" so I hit it a few times and it was some DANK. I asked him if he had any more of that stuff and he showed me the killest nug I have ever seen to this date. I was looking for like an 8th, but he said he didn't have it and that some old dude downtown was his connection. He also mentioned to me that he could get fake MMJ cards for really cheap. I was uneducated about MMJ at the time and I figured he was telling the truth so I asked how much. He said 70 bucks for the card and 20 more if my friend wanted one too. I asked him to see how much an OZ was and he called some guy on a payphone and told me it was going to be 170 (Oz's usually go for 270-300 out here) so I said "Fuck why not."

I take him to the outside of this building downtown and I told him I wanted to come in with him. He said the guy felt sketchy about meeting new people, but to prove he wouldn't rip me off he gave me his keys. He showed me his car keys, his house key, his mailbox key, garage key, etc etc. I gave him the money and he walked around a corner and I started to examine the keys and realized that they were all car keys and none of them were even engraved. I hopped out of the car and RAN around the corner but he was nowhere to be found.

All in all I lost about 270 bucks. I haven't seen him since either. When I find him he'll have to spend more than that on a hospital bill.