Quote Originally Posted by Flameon
Hey, didn't Homer Simpson once get attacked by a 'murder' of crows leading him to be prescribed medicinal marijuana by Doctor Hibbert. . . ? Ironic
Indeed. He got the shit pecked out of his eyes.

"Would you like the wizard or the skull bong"
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . Stupid crows won't let me sleep! I just worked a 3p-7a shift, and I am sleepy and baked as hell, but the goddamn murder (a group of crows is called a MURDER, see?) of crows screaming and raking the air with their gnawing, biting, scratching croaks is KEEPING ME UP. In addition to the rust-colored red-tailed hakws on my front yard screeching and calling on my lawn. I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. STUPID BIRDS. EDIT: Now there is a mockingbird outside of my window. WTF. :mad: Rating: 5