Stupid crows won't let me sleep!

[Purple Banana]

I just worked a 3p-7a shift, and I am sleepy and baked as hell, but the goddamn murder (a group of crows is called a MURDER, see?) of crows screaming and raking the air with their gnawing, biting, scratching croaks is KEEPING ME UP. In addition to the rust-colored red-tailed hakws on my front yard screeching and calling on my lawn.

I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. STUPID BIRDS.

EDIT: Now there is a mockingbird outside of my window. WTF.

Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on 10-05-2007. Stupid crows won't let me sleep! I just worked a 3p-7a shift, and I am sleepy and baked as hell, but the goddamn murder (a group of crows is called a MURDER, see?) of crows screaming and raking the air with their gnawing, biting, scratching croaks is KEEPING ME UP. In addition to the rust-colored red-tailed hakws on my front yard screeching and calling on my lawn. I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE. STUPID BIRDS. EDIT: Now there is a mockingbird outside of my window. WTF. :mad: Rating: 5

[BobBong]

"Nevermore!"

[dean0000]

Crows are the one of the worst birds. Theres a load of them that sit in trees around my house and they also sit on the chimney pots of the house next door. They make that awful noise. One time there was this one bird who was sitting on the chimney pot and was squarking for an hour or more and I couldnt take in any longer. I got the air rifle in my house and he wasnt squarking anymore. I felt kind of bad but there is a lot less squarking now.

[LIP]

What you need, my dear, is a shotgun.

[Kingclp009]

I love crows, there kickass. Call call

[mikeyjo]

Blue Jays in my area are the problem. They have the ugliest call of any bird eva!.

Maybe some background noise would help. I love listening to sounds of nature (obviously not a choice for you ), or classical. White noise machines or a fan running can help too.

Shift work can be painful, g/l dude.

blue jay sample sound: http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...a.wav/file.wav

[sm0k3w33d]

that would suck i would sprinkle some bird seed with a little rat poison =)
no i wouldn't do that personally because birds are my favorite animal. but in your case...

[Flameon]

Hey, didn't Homer Simpson once get attacked by a 'murder' of crows leading him to be prescribed medicinal marijuana by Doctor Hibbert. . . ? Ironic

[LIP]

Hey, didn't Homer Simpson once get attacked by a 'murder' of crows leading him to be prescribed medicinal marijuana by Doctor Hibbert. . . ? Ironic

Indeed. He got the shit pecked out of his eyes.

"Would you like the wizard or the skull bong"

[clovisman]

try putting a plastic owl on your roof- this will keep most birds away- or it could agitate the crows even more or is that NEVER MORE