one weekend i smoked till my eyes bled and i could no longer see. my uncle calls me and asks me if i have any bud. i say "of course, want me to take some over?" he says yes. so i grab my weed and my pipe and walk 2 doors down to my uncles. i plop down on the couch and we start talking and he tells me i look chinese and whatnot. then he says, "so where's the bread?" what the fuck? bread? "you wanted bread?" he starts laughing and asks what i thought he said. "BUD, man, i thought you wanted some bud." he just laughed at me as i walked out the door. i didn't care, i loaded pipe and smoked a bowl.