I kinda thought you were exaggerating to be honest.. until last night. I smoke half a joint or so and pop 4 serequel then decide to take a nature walk at 1 am. Big mistake.. anyway I'm getting tired as fuck and trying to make it home, but I'm lost.. I'm like two streets down from my house. Anyway, two weird things happened. Dogs from allll the houses around me were barking loud as fuck and I looked at there was a dog like 15 feet away from me, and glanced at it again.. it was a bush. Now for the REALLY stupid one..
I was just walking down the sidewalk, everything is dark, when I see some BIG DENSE BUD literally glistening with thc.. I'm like "oh fuck.. someone musta had to dump this stuff. Whoa.. fucking awesome.." then I remember I'm fucked up and decide to poke it around with my foot first and examine it before touching it.. turns out it was DOG SHIT glistening with frost.. Next time I go for a walk fucked up.. I'm going to wear my fucking glasses.