You could grow in a dorm room.

1) get a single room, or a double with someone who wants to share the experience
2) grow in a locked closet
3) don't tell anyone
4) don't overdo; grow no more than 4 plants and use the KISS method
5) be prepared to remove all evidence when you leave; plan cycles
6) don't tell anybody
7) do all your mixing of soil or nutrients at 4 AM, or when most people will be asleep
8) make stealth, especially odor control a number 1 priority. Grow a nonsmelly variety or have seirous carbon scrubbers
9) don't tell nobody
10) share your weed
11) keep it on the QT