Golddigger gets pwned

[NextLineIsMine]

I wish I could make up comebacks like that on the spot

[The Dude Of Life]

I'm a male gold digger. Its not a great school or anything but there are a few ridiculously rich girls here, and if i fornicate with them i get my ends... in high school was the best, so many rich beautiful jewish girls that were down for whatever... let me drive their lexuses and mercedes... best one was this girl whos dad owned some meat cleaning company... worth something like 300 mil, haha and on top of that she was drop dead gorgeous and i got to drive her dads saleen mustang and porsche carerra GT. oh and we fucked. isnt that awesome?
gold digging isnt all bad when it doesnt involve big life decisions like marraige and prenups and all that stuff.