If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

"Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.".

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt


Free time which unexpectedly becomes available will be wasted.

There are two things on earth that are universal: hydrogen and stupidity.

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.

There is nothing so habit-forming as money.

Security depends not so much upon how much you have as upon how much you can do without.


The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was!

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening..

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!:stoned: