hit and run

[The Dude Of Life]

god damn for every thread i seem to have some sort of anecdote...
some imbecile scraped the side of my impala and some how nicked the fuck out of my 300 dollar rim, no license plates but later in the day i saw the fucker trying to leave the parking garage with a big blue scrape on his bumper... not regular blue the specific candy blue i have on my car, so we followed this asshole to his house and told him what was up, he paid up on the spot and was never heard from again... i prefer not to press charges, because although the guy is a douche, i dont want to fuck up his life with a needless court case because he paid up. must have been some sort of kingpin or something, he whipped out a stack and counted off 2500 dollars and his tag heuer and asked that we never speak of it again. repair only costed like 1700 or 1800 or something and i had a 300 dollar watch and almost 1000 dollars. he must have known that the court fees, charges and such would have costed him a whole lot more than if he just paid up on the spot. a smart dumbass i suppose. a hit and run made my day haha.

[beachguy in thongs]

god damn for every thread i seem to have some sort of anecdote...
some imbecile scraped the side of my impala and some how nicked the fuck out of my 300 dollar rim, no license plates but later in the day i saw the fucker trying to leave the parking garage with a big blue scrape on his bumper... not regular blue the specific candy blue i have on my car, so we followed this asshole to his house and told him what was up, he paid up on the spot and was never heard from again... i prefer not to press charges, because although the guy is a douche, i dont want to fuck up his life with a needless court case because he paid up. must have been some sort of kingpin or something, he whipped out a stack and counted off 2500 dollars and his tag heuer and asked that we never speak of it again. repair only costed like 1700 or 1800 or something and i had a 300 dollar watch and almost 1000 dollars. he must have known that the court fees, charges and such would have costed him a whole lot more than if he just paid up on the spot. a smart dumbass i suppose. a hit and run made my day haha.

Where do you drive around at, Presidential Parkway? I get hit by people without insurance, the cop places the fault on the other driver, I hire a lawyer, I feel pain five years later, and, I still didn't get twice as much as you did.