went on break about 9 minutes ago
my car is parked in the hospital parking lot
im wearing scrubs and a lab coat
i got to my ride and pack a bowl--real low pro
then i pretend to pick up something from the floor
of my car but im actually sneaking a toke.
i hold the smoke in as i lock the car
as i walk away the security guard passes right by [again]
i hold that shit and its hurtin
i nod my head and smile.just as he turns the corner i almost vomit smoke
i feel so stoned sitting here and customer service is exceptional

i am a 9 out of 10
blurry vision,cottonmouth,no thought in my head,permagrin and i smell like roadkill