Scenario III: Can't get no better than this one

[Chronisseur]

I'd shit.
Right there, while shaking hands with Ed Mcmahon, I'd just be like plpppppppplop and let that shit fall right out the bottom of my drawers!....
Then, I'd have to sit (in my shit) and reload that bong till I felt reality start to slip away, and pray the check doesnt bounce cuz I'd hate to ruin a pair of pants for nuthin'!

Hmmmmm.....Then again, IS the grass, in fact, greener on the other side?

[psteve]

Then again, IS the grass, in fact, greener on the other side?

No, but the MONEY is!

[Chronisseur]

No, but the MONEY is!

Fair enough!::thumbsup:
Ya know, I've always had a problem with the newer bills having different colors. I guess subconciously I feel like the oldschool greenbacks are worth more! IDK, I guess I'm still as 'special' as I was in high school

[friendowl]

after about two hours of laughing at all the poor people
ill load up my backpack and head up into the miuntains
on monday morning ill come home and take a shower
smoke a huge bong hit then another and then go to the bank

[420_24/7]

i would start a project to create the biggest bong ever and charge people to buy an apartment in it. The rent money would pay for a constant supply of weed to be fed into the bong whenever needed. There would be a suction mechanism that is constantly feeding smoke into everyones rooms. I of course would have the super deluxe mega room at the top that has a bigger smoke tunnel allowing more smoke into my room. My room would be furnished with the finest in stoner accesories (ie. lava lamps, black lights, strobe lights, giant ass speakers, all the music i could think of... and tommy chong.)
Oh my god that would be awesome

[Mohksha]

I would send my local NORML chapter a check for 10 million dollars. I would get to work immediately lobbying to make the sticky icky legal! Do something for humanity, you know?

[geonagual]

I would buy this website and turn it into a lawn jockey emporium extravaganza website..now wouldn't that be dope. LOL

[thcbongman]

I would pay people to pee on them.

[Purple Banana]

HAHAHA thcbongman... You're a sicko.

I'd probably do that too...

I'd give a lot of it to breast cancer research and autism, a good amount to other charities, much more to decrim efforts for MMJ.

Move to my own private island, invite stoners all over the world, and have live music and lots of weed for like a month straight- I don't care if it costs me the rest, it would be fucking worth it.