I'd shit.
Right there, while shaking hands with Ed Mcmahon, I'd just be like plpppppppplop and let that shit fall right out the bottom of my drawers!....
Then, I'd have to sit (in my shit) and reload that bong till I felt reality start to slip away, and pray the check doesnt bounce cuz I'd hate to ruin a pair of pants for nuthin'!

Hmmmmm.....Then again, IS the grass, in fact, greener on the other side?