That's why I simply believe in no god

I'm free to do what I will, and because I don't believe in a heaven or a hell, I don't have the eternal threat of damnation for 'sinning,' nor do I have to answer to some ambiguous father-figure in the sky who shakes a fist at me whenever I do something that is simple human nature. God will strike ye down into the eternal flames of Hell if you happen to disagree with him about the nature of sin, but he loves you. And he needs your money.
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . Believing in heaven would be an epic bummer Almost everyday and especially when I toke sometimes I marvel at the fact humans developed imagination and the benevolent force that is existence. Its so mysterious and so intangible that god and heaven would be the worst anti-climax I could think of. If I died and the answer to everything was as boring as god made us I would shoot myself but I couldn't, because im stuck in plain old heaven. Then Id be stuck with an unbecoming bullet hole in my head for eternity. Rating: 5