That's why I simply believe in no god

I'm free to do what I will, and because I don't believe in a heaven or a hell, I don't have the eternal threat of damnation for 'sinning,' nor do I have to answer to some ambiguous father-figure in the sky who shakes a fist at me whenever I do something that is simple human nature. God will strike ye down into the eternal flames of Hell if you happen to disagree with him about the nature of sin, but he loves you. And he needs your money.