Believing in heaven would be an epic bummer

[NextLineIsMine]

Almost everyday and especially when I toke sometimes I marvel at the fact humans developed imagination and the benevolent force that is existence. Its so mysterious and so intangible that god and heaven would be the worst anti-climax I could think of.

If I died and the answer to everything was as boring as god made us I would shoot myself but I couldn't, because im stuck in plain old heaven. Then Id be stuck with an unbecoming bullet hole in my head for eternity.

NextLineIsMine Reviewed by NextLineIsMine on 10-03-2007. Believing in heaven would be an epic bummer Almost everyday and especially when I toke sometimes I marvel at the fact humans developed imagination and the benevolent force that is existence. Its so mysterious and so intangible that god and heaven would be the worst anti-climax I could think of. If I died and the answer to everything was as boring as god made us I would shoot myself but I couldn't, because im stuck in plain old heaven. Then Id be stuck with an unbecoming bullet hole in my head for eternity. Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

It's better than being stuck with your arms, and, legs chopped off.

[notransfer]

-id like to think you get a new life with no memory of your previous one(reincarnation)
-or you dream about everything in your life in death
-or maybe like 'six feet under' show said endless sleep forever and ever
heaven and hell are somewhat bogus ideas but the concepts of morality, good and evil to degrees are reputable, i think

[Storm Crow]

Earth is the insane asylum for souls. We get too bored, flip out, and jump into a body! Then we have a little excitement, die, and the cycle starts all over again! LOL- Granny

[ukmonkey]

also if we believed in heavean we would have to live good god fearing lives.
fuck that for a laugh!

[Psycho4Bud]

I used to have the same attitude when I was a child. I recall telling my dad that I wanted to go to hell because that is where the party was at. His reply was "Ya know what hell is? That's where the tops of the bottles and the bottoms of the girls are all corked up".

Seems that heaven would be the better place to party.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Chronisseur]

"Ya know what hell is? That's where the tops of the bottles and the bottoms of the girls are all corked up".

LOL! Words of wisdom right there my friend!

[BBoyShotty]

hahaah your dads awesome

[Reefer Rogue]

If you don't want and choose to go, then you won't. That being said, let us live in a community of cohesion and peace.

[nurse maryjane]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us he doesn't exist."

My Granny used to say that all the time....she also told me that God comes to us in the form that we can best accept him. It might be Jesus for me, and Allah for someone else. In the end we won't find out 'till we get there. Anybody ever see the movie "Defending Your Life"? I think heaven is a little something like that....