Thats funny stinky! Thanks Birdie!
I call my PMS days The Week of Impending DOOOM!!! no, but it starts with my boobs hurting.. just the nipples at first, then all of em... every time i take off my bra it hurts like a mofo..then the moodswings and the premenstrual ovary throbbing.. then hate for anything with balls that walks upright.. THEN the gauntlet is down and a week of crying moaning and rocking back and forth... thank god what i do allows me to stay in bed all day... sometimes... i feel like such crap, so tired and irritated..nothing comes out right.. last night i tried to heat up soup for the old lady i take care of, and i opened the wrong can of soup.. i got so pissed i threw it all away.. I hate it when i get this way.. i feel like such a girl... and im sorta prepared.. i dont have ANY chocolate in the house, but i am gonna make giant chocolate chip cookies and fudgesicles... and roll some joints cuz i cant roll worth a Shit when im bleeding.. im 23 so the option of having a hysterectomy is out, even though i dont want children... Ever.. but i feel like a tard sayin i want a hysterectomy when theres all these women dying to have a child, and i know for a fact I CAN get pregnant, i just dont want to..but thats a story for another evening(s) maybe.... the worst part is that i just told the dick i dont wanna see him anymore, and whenever i had really bad cramps to the point where my prescription strength ibopurofen wouldnt do anything he would spoon me and massage my lower stomach while i smoked a bowl till istopped hurting and i could fall asleep.. damn im gonna miss him.. and his penis. GRRR- Hilder