Have you ever been so stoned

[FluidS]

I once was so stoned I ate a whole package of crackers with nothing to drink

you sir are a bad ass!

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

i hate that.

once i was so stoned that i was walking around in my friends driveway at night saying "i can touch the stars with my toesies" and walking like a fuckin nazi all straight legged and shit. that's what my "friends" told me at least. i think i was drunk cause i woke up at the crack of dawn when the sun light hit my face (i was laying on the concrete) with a bunch of bug bites on me and puke everywhere. i stopped hanging out with that crowd cause no one cared enough to help me out. sort of a bummer but watchagondo...

FluidS Reviewed by FluidS on 10-07-2007. Have you ever been so stoned that your mouth feels like its full of shoelaces? Rating: 5