Have you ever been so stoned

[thNk.m0rbid]

i was once so stoned that when i was in the woods taking gravities i seen my middle name in the trees, twitching..

[LuckyG]

Two days ago I was so stoned that in order to swallow my noodle soup I had to consciously work each individual part of my throat. I also forgot how to burp for a bit, which was a little scary.

[420_24/7]

Two days ago I was so stoned that in order to swallow my noodle soup I had to consciously work each individual part of my throat. I also forgot how to burp for a bit, which was a little scary.

that kinda thing happens to me, i think i understand how everything in the back of my throat works by now...
lol:thumbsup:

[four_two_zero]

I have been so stoned, my feet felt so heavy. could barely walk properly.

[omar_jj]

I was studying math once when one of my roommates decided role a fat one. cant remember what it was but I just learned that algebra and weed is not a good combination. I ended up seing myself in the room from a bird perspective. fkup.

[FluidS]

I once was so stoned I ate a whole package of crackers with nothing to drink

you sir are a bad ass!

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

i hate that.

once i was so stoned that i was walking around in my friends driveway at night saying "i can touch the stars with my toesies" and walking like a fuckin nazi all straight legged and shit. that's what my "friends" told me at least. i think i was drunk cause i woke up at the crack of dawn when the sun light hit my face (i was laying on the concrete) with a bunch of bug bites on me and puke everywhere. i stopped hanging out with that crowd cause no one cared enough to help me out. sort of a bummer but watchagondo...

[spongebobsmokepants]

I was once so stoned that I kept seeing claymation steam tootles singing and dancing in various color schemes

[extramadchicken]

one time i was so stoned that it took me 5 min to sit down on the couch
everytime i would try to sit down i would sit on the edge and fall off.

[Megaz]

One time I was so stoned... it was just a bad trip. If I opened my eyes I would fall over so I had to keep my head down and my eyes closed. I ended up throwing up outside the gas station before I got in because I was so confused. It was a very bad trip but I could feel how fucking stoned I was.

[Struck420]

ive had alot of this happen to me but instead of shoelaces in my mouth i had hair in it (i have hair which goes down to the middle of my back but i am getting it cut this weekend :thumbsup