Have you ever been so stoned

[Metaphor]

one time i got so stoned my mouth was MADE of shoelaces.

[robo scat]

Sometimes when I get extremely high I can feel all the air bubbles that form in my saliva under my tongue. It's pretty weird.

[Man Beast]

Weirdest for me was when I could feel the cords in my eye sockets or when I could feel each individual column in my back as I moved.

Bubbles under the tongue sound pretty cool.

[mfqr]

When I hear remanant sounds of something, like a jet passing by, that last for quite awhile. Then I "notice" them like a half an hour later, and they go away, to be replaced by yet another sound from something that drags on in the background for abnormal amounts of time.

When I thought that my tongue was moving around rapidly in my mouth in circles - really weird.

When it seemed as though the veins in my eyes were popping out of my eyes in a V-shape. Really weird as well.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I've been so stoned it felt like I was curled on a pile of electric when I was trying to get to sleep.

[melodious fellow]

one time i got so stoned that i couldn't tell the difference between whether i was talking out loud or just thinking in my head... so i went around asking people "did i just say that out loud or was i just thinking it?"

[LargeToker37]

I was at this little get together one time and I got so damn high that I thought it would be funny to go up to someone and pee on them. Turns out that once I had my johnson flopping out of my pants, standing in front of the dude I was gonna pee on, I lost my nerve to pee. Man I was fucked up.

[420_24/7]

i was once so stoned that i ate a bunch of shoelaces

thats not true, but it would be a fun story

[Nyghtfire0]

one time i was so stoned that i was convinced i was wearing rollerskates but didnt know how they got there, and i knew my sober friends wouldnt believe me, i was like" i understand you arent going t believe me, but instead of feet, i have roller skates" until i tried to get up and skate anyhow and realized i was just wearing my feet

wait dude you were wearing your feet????

meh i've been so stoned i lost the weed (that was terrible) it was sitting in the tree i was smoking under i put it there to toke and forgot found it eventually tho.

[budha420]

iv had the "i was so stoned my tounge felt like it was moving in circles" and the "When I hear remanant sounds of something, like a jet passing by, that last for quite awhile. Then I "notice" them like a half an hour later, and they go away, to be replaced by yet another sound from something that drags on in the background for abnormal amounts of time."

and also when i was really,really,really high like one of the first times i smoked i got mad hungry but ddint want to get up and i was complaining to everybody how hungry i was and then i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my lap....i thought it was amazing till i remebered i made it earlier becuase i was hungry