Have you ever been so stoned

[tuete]

that your mouth feels like its full of shoelaces?

tuete Reviewed by tuete on 10-02-2007. Have you ever been so stoned that your mouth feels like its full of shoelaces? Rating: 5

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

nope cant said I do

I have, however, been so stoned that I woke up on top of a supermarket at night

[Silent Wolf]

You mean like cotton mouth?. If so, then yes.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, last Fall, I was sitting Indian-style on my living room floor, facing the television, with my back to a thick, glass table that my brother had just given me.

I took a hit of my steamroller, said to myself, "Whoa, this is good stuff!", let myself fall back, and, hit my head on the newly-placed table. After a shower, my ex-girlfriend left work to bring me to the Emergency Room, where they stapled my head shut.

[geonagual]

I once was so stoned I ate a whole package of crackers with nothing to drink

[Jah420]

I have, however, been so stoned that I woke up on top of a supermarket at night

On top of a supermarket lmfao :jointsmile:

[Reefer Rogue]

I probably have, just not worded the same way.

[TheDefiler]

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

i was so stoned i was at a b-day party and when the cake came i was like who's birthday day is it but i forgot it was mine.

[LaZ]

I got so stoned... wait I can't remember right now.