Have you ever been so stoned

[Stoner24]

I think i have you all beat i've been so stoned i've seen a ghost!a female one at that! peace=):jointsmile:

Stoner24 Reviewed by Stoner24 on 10-13-2007. Have you ever been so stoned that your mouth feels like its full of shoelaces? Rating: 5

[Zannies]

uhh first time i blazed, i came in from outside with my friend and sat on the couch and clsoed my eyes...i thought my eyes were open and nothing was moving. i thought i was frozen in time. but then i opened my eyes.

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

one time i was so stoned :stoned:

[Xx0ghandi0xX]

i was once so stoned that everything went black and white and everytime i would say something i wouldnt realize that it actually happened til like a minute after it happened.

[LuckyG]

The other day I was so stoned that I didn't notice I had peed on the floor beside the toilet while I was checking my watch. My roommate found it. By stepping in it. I apologized profusely, but it was still pretty funny.

[Chong Version 2.0]

I had to be carried to the car when leaving a friend's house. Ever tried making a pipe out of a banana leaf?

[allgame2323]

if u mean like cottonmouth then yea, otherwise nope

[ephlaxplaya21]

No, but when i smoke a certain shit.. it feels like i have no tongue or im swallowing my tongue, scared the hell out of me at first.

[ognickyk]

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

lmao ive done that way too many times

[blooregard]

i was once so stoned that when i was in the woods taking gravities i seen my middle name in the trees, twitching..

wow that seems...odd well I got so stoned one time I watched the ring and for about three hours after that I saw that girl from the ring walking back and forth between the living room and the kitchen (walking back and forth in the game room) and since then I nearly stoped smoking