Quote Originally Posted by afghooey
It makes as little sense to call people 'monkeys' as it is to call them 'people', IMO. Both words fall painfully short of even coming close to describing what we are.
It is true, afghooey, monkeys have tails...but Dance Ape Dance does not sound very funny. What would you call them? People is a goofy word as well. Lately, I have been calling them douche bags, especially when I am driving like hell to make my connection and there is a douche bag in front of me driving 25 in a 30...

The Dance Monkey Dance video is right on point. I played it for a coworker last winter, who just happened to be a pot smoking Christian missionary...needless to say (pot smoking not withstanding), the audience was not pleased and promptly quit the job, disappearing into the night!

Moral of the story #1: Don't show this video to any monkeys who are so concerned with guessing correctly as to what is in the afterworld that they cannot seem to envision a heaven in the present on Earth and have lost their senses of humour--unless you just want to be a smart ass like I tend to do.

Moral of the story #2: Even pot smoking cannot cure every Monkey from the the mental illness of believing that God is separate from monkeys!