My former bosses in corporate America took themselves and their positions far too seriously to ever spark one up or suggest it. Even in fantasy, it's almost impossible to contemplate.

Had I had a cool, loosey-goosey boss that I completely trusted on a personal level and he'd suggested a smoke, my inclination would have been to say "Heck yeah! You got a lighter? Wanna have a beer at the same time?" But that would never have happened.

My last boss I worked for was the most uptight guy in the world. No one ever needed to smoke cannabis worse than that guy. He also needed to get drunk and laid a lot more than he did. My husband always thought the guy was a heartbeat away from a major coronary or stroke just from uptightness alone.