What's your strangest special ability?

[Kenn]

I have the ability to find weed wherever I am..If I want it I will ask And search until I find some..rarely come up empty handed .

Kenn Reviewed by Kenn on 10-12-2007. What's your strangest special ability? I know we all have this really strange ability that we can sometimes use to our advantage. All of us do, really! Here's mine...I can balance anything on any part of my body... haha yes yes, I can balance pencils, books, nugs, swords, knives, man.. even my cat on the tip of my fingers, nose, elbows, and pretty much any other bump-like feature on my body. I can also balance girls on my dong. Now beat that! No hands! hahah ;) So here is my October 1st thread...what's your super strange Rating: 5

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

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[fasterspider]

I can wiggle my ears and raise one eye brow at a time. Aint I special?
There is that other ability but, you all do not need to know about that one yet. The government would no doubt kidnap me and do a full autopsy on me before I was dead.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I can bend the top of my middle finger while keeping the lower joints totally straight. It ain't good for anything though... even foreplay, just totally pointless... but I can do it! ha.

[slipknotpsycho]

I can bend the top of my middle finger while keeping the lower joints totally straight. It ain't good for anything though... even foreplay, just totally pointless... but I can do it! ha.

i can do it with every finger on both hands..... does take alot of practice t olearn tho lmao... you'd think itd' be easy, but you gotta control just the right muscles in your fingers... the pinky is especially hard since it tends to copy the ring finger alot...

i can do each individually too

btw i just thought of two more.... my first time having sex the chick tried to ride me but was drunk.... she literaly broke my dick... ic an bend it in half.... and the other is being able to stick my pinky up my nose to the knuckle.... my wife can testify to that.... oh and he ability to peirce my lip without flinching... (which is actually down right shocking considering i'm terrified of needles...)

[stinkyattic]

I am The Procrastinatrix.
I can put off anything to any future time.
My family shuns me.
Creditors fear me.
And college students worship me as the minor deity that I am.

My motto is, "Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day AFTER tomorrow?"

[Harry Pot Head]

Rode the short bus years ago :jointsmile: does that count

I have been called Macgyver now and then because I can quickly think of solutions out of a pile of unrelated objects.

[Chronisseur]

Being a superhero, I have MANY special powers. My favorite is X-ray vision but the most useful, I would have to say, is my invisibility cloak.

...I have this skill that alot of people seem to associate with the paranormal. I have the ability to look at life, almost like a math problem, and 'predict' the outcome.
I see energy as an uncontrollable 'answer' emitted from us subconciously as a response to our environment............Anybody else wake n bake this a.m?...DAMN!

[Coelho]

i can do it with every finger on both hands..... does take alot of practice t olearn tho lmao... you'd think itd' be easy, but you gotta control just the right muscles in your fingers... the pinky is especially hard since it tends to copy the ring finger alot...

i can do each individually too

Man! I had forgot it! I also can do it, with every finger on both hands, individually... And even with the thumb toes...
Also i can crack almost every joint in my body... fingers, wrists, elbows, knees, the joints of the thumb toes, back, neck... when i wake up, is a festival of crak! crik! clek!
I can put my foot behind my head... i can bend back one of my pinkies until its tip touch the back of my hand...
So, thanks slip for reminding me how weird i also am!

My motto is, "Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day AFTER tomorrow?"

Wise words, stinky... very wise words... i couldnt agree more. :hippy:

[xcrispi]

I can lick my eyebrows .
Peace
Crispi :stoned: