Quote Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
It doesn't sound like your husband won too many of these.

I have Frosty Paws, too!
Whatever gave you that idea? Here's how the score came out:

He still controls the remote control. Dave: 1 Bird: 0
I won temporarily on the white towel under the cat, but he switched it out and replaced it with the ratty pink towel early this morning before I got up. Dave: 1 (in overtime) Bird: 0
I conceded in on brushing the cat in the dining room and have promised to do that someplace else since he feels it's unhygienic there. Dave: 1 Bird: 0
I picked up his coffee at the store yesterday. Dave:1 Bird 0
Farting: Dave:1 Bird: 0
Football volume: Dave:1 Bird: 0
Who lost the phone and the shears? Dave: phone Bird: shears (a tie)

The only one solidly in my column is the Frosty Paws. Bird: 1 Dave: 0

This is typically how the power structure works around here. . . .