Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
No. No sex battles. No visions or sound effects from the neighbors unless I'm aiming to be put permanently off sex forever.

George and Martha are our closest neighbors, which, fortunately, is across a wide expanse of lawn. They're older. Short. Gray-headed. Very portly. Fond of polyester stretch pants and/or jersey putter pants, which allows others to see every lipo-dimple. One of them--we think it's probably Martha--has a terrible problem with gas. These are not people we want to hear or envision having sex.

That vision with noises could damage you for quite awhile. LOL

I got no battle with my neighbors..cause if I did, I would win
geonagual Reviewed by geonagual on . Battle of the sexes I dont know if i should put this in experiences or here so do as you please :thumbsup: I live in a duplex and a new couple moved in next door last month, real nice people, nothing to complain about. Untill thursday night at about 12 i was interupted from my sleep by the sounds of moaning, thumping, and your steriotypical spring noise. I figured oh good for them theyll be done in a little bit. So im laying there with a pillow over my head trying to block any disturbing images that match Rating: 5