No. No sex battles. No visions or sound effects from the neighbors unless I'm aiming to be put permanently off sex forever.

George and Martha are our closest neighbors, which, fortunately, is across a wide expanse of lawn. They're older. Short. Gray-headed. Very portly. Fond of polyester stretch pants and/or jersey putter pants, which allows others to see every lipo-dimple. One of them--we think it's probably Martha--has a terrible problem with gas. These are not people we want to hear or envision having sex.