The Hot Carl.

Or my personal favorite, the Angry Pirate. This is when your hittin' it from behind and you pull out and spit a loogie on her back so she thinks your done. Then when she turns around to look you blow your load right in her eye. She gets up all angry running around chasing you trying to beat your ass, so you kick her in the shin. By this point she is hopping around the house on one foot covering a seamen filled eye yelling incoherent cuss words.. just like an angry pirate.