Texas chili bowl... it involves chili, a telephone, and the anus.

Ok, seriously though I don't know whether you're going for those sex acts that are never actually done (aka toboggan) or ones that are (aka reverse cowgirl). The toboggan is when you are banging a chick from behind at the top of the stairs, you donkey punch her, and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.

Haha don't judge me... I didn't make it up :rastasmoke: