I would go into flying squirrel position and aim for the largest banana cream pie I could see.

Water is like concrete at that speed, but banana cream pie is safe at any speed.

If a suitable pie were not available, I would aim for a sporting event or concert or someother large crowd, just to give everyone something to talk about.

I'd try to hit face first. Splat!

I'm pretty sure the last thing to go through my head would be my own asshole.

I would definitley not have the guts to do that twice.