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09-30-2007, 10:32 PM #21
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You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
See I could say i'd do something nice...graceful...or funny...truth is i'd probably end up cursing everything around me then...
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09-30-2007, 10:39 PM #22
Junior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
do a sailor dive. *****
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09-30-2007, 11:03 PM #23
Senior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.
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09-30-2007, 11:46 PM #24
Senior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
macgyver style
Originally Posted by TPot
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10-01-2007, 12:33 AM #25
Senior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
Sing a song and hope for the best.......

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tTpow2fLo[/YOUTUBE]
Have a good one!:jointsmile:
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10-01-2007, 02:34 AM #26
OPSenior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
I would try and steer my body to some water. assume a seated position and hit the water that way..that should slow me down enough so I wont hit the bottom so hard..
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10-01-2007, 02:41 AM #27
Senior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all
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10-01-2007, 02:47 AM #28
OPSenior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
Originally Posted by 420_24/7
That is why I would assume the seated postion or even a curled ball right before I hit.
before that I will fully extend my body. arms out, legs out, hands and fingers extended..to try and slow me down before impact with the water..
I think I got a chance:jointsmile:
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10-01-2007, 02:48 AM #29
Senior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
flap my arms
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10-01-2007, 02:49 AM #30
Senior Member
You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet
if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter
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