You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd see if I was different from everyone, and try to fly. I do have a large space between my big toe and the next one.

Then, after that failed, I'd use my clothes, like it was said.

Then, I'd look for a cliff with a tree limb sticking out of it.

I'd, definitely, say a round of prayers, along the way.

Drink a bottle of wine.