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    #11
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Drink Nestea.



    then die
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    #12
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Didn't Isis melt and croak or something....sort of like falling out of a plane?

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    #13
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    close my eyes

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    #14
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Swoosh, swarm, laugh, and then die on impact.

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    #15
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Quote Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere
    I guess I would have to rely on the powers of Isis:*

    "Oh zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I can fly"



    * it was a tv show in the 70's*
    "The Secrets of Isis"!! Yes! Where a teacher with wondrous super powers fought the forcees of evil. I STILL want one of those outfits.

    Barring unforseen intervention from Isis, I'd scream bloody murder.
    [SIZE=\"4\"]\"That best portion of a good man\'s life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.\"[/SIZE]
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    #16
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    I'd form a makeshift parachute out of my clothes and then glide slowly to a soft landing in a meadow with grazing cows.

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    #17
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Quote Originally Posted by birdgirl73
    I STILL want one of those outfits.
    LOL! I bet Dave would find that VERY hot!! (Did I ever mention my husbands name is Dave also)

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    #18
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Quote Originally Posted by kingk4life
    Ask god for forgiveness

    and pray that water or a open roof matress factory is below
    you'd still die... it only takes a few hundred feet to reach terminal velocity, and at that speed, hitting water is pretty much the same as hitting concrete... i suppose you could try to tooth pick it, but more that likely the force would still push your legs up into your chest and you'd die anyways...

    Quote Originally Posted by Blitzed
    Id call my girlfriend and leave her a voice mail saying I love her, and tat Im falling out of a plane and Im going to die, And just hope I land on the hood of a car
    damn, i was hoping i'd be the first to make a crank refrence assuming i had a cell phone on me i'd call my wife and tell her goodbye

    alternatively, i suppose if i wasn't screaming, i'd just enjoy the view, or just have fun with my fall, doing flips and what not... i'd also make sure i was heading straight for flat land... i mean, for the second or two you'd be falling through trees breaking bones would suck.... like hardcore suck...

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    #19
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    I'd see if I was different from everyone, and try to fly. I do have a large space between my big toe and the next one.

    Then, after that failed, I'd use my clothes, like it was said.

    Then, I'd look for a cliff with a tree limb sticking out of it.

    I'd, definitely, say a round of prayers, along the way.

    Drink a bottle of wine.

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    #20
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    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Cry.

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