Activity Stream
227,828 MEMBERS
1661 ONLINE
greengrassforums On YouTube Subscribe to our Newsletter greengrassforums On Twitter greengrassforums On Facebook greengrassforums On Google+
banner1

Page 3 of 8 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 74
  1.     
    #21
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    See I could say i'd do something nice...graceful...or funny...truth is i'd probably end up cursing everything around me then...
    *splat*
    Pass_the_dubbie is a fictional character on cannabis.com and the opinions expressed do not reflect nor immitate any particular person ©2006-200?

  2.     
    #22
    Junior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    do a sailor dive. *****

  3.   Advertisements

  4.     
    #23
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
    I pull it open.
    I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
    cutting,
    sewing.
    After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
    I test it out.
    The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
    I reach into my pants,
    and masturbate.

  5.     
    #24
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Quote Originally Posted by TPot
    As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
    I pull it open.
    I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
    cutting,
    sewing.
    After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
    I test it out.
    The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
    I reach into my pants,
    and masturbate.
    macgyver style

  6.     
    #25
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Sing a song and hope for the best.......

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tTpow2fLo[/YOUTUBE]

    Have a good one!:jointsmile:

  7.     
    #26
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    I would try and steer my body to some water. assume a seated position and hit the water that way..that should slow me down enough so I wont hit the bottom so hard..

  8.     
    #27
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

  9.     
    #28
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    Quote Originally Posted by 420_24/7
    hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

    That is why I would assume the seated postion or even a curled ball right before I hit.

    before that I will fully extend my body. arms out, legs out, hands and fingers extended..to try and slow me down before impact with the water..

    I think I got a chance:jointsmile:

  10.     
    #29
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    flap my arms

  11.     
    #30
    Senior Member

    You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

    if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter

Page 3 of 8 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Bush gets a shoe thrown at him!
    By apocolips31 in forum Current Events
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 12-18-2008, 07:04 AM
  2. Replies: 19
    Last Post: 04-22-2007, 12:48 PM
  3. Gravity bong, parachute, steamroller, vaporizer
    By Overstoned in forum Marijuana Methods
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 03-19-2007, 03:43 AM
  4. Hydrocodone, Snort or Parachute?
    By Encatuse in forum Other Psychotropics
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 02-11-2005, 12:42 AM
  5. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-01-1970, 12:00 AM
Amount:

Enter a message for the receiver:
BE SOCIAL
GreenGrassForums On Facebook