For a stoner, happiness is...

[Opie Yutts]

honestly, that exact thing has happened to me so many times its ridiculous. I have often thought of my stash drawer as magic, because somehow it always has weed for me in my time of need.

Kinda like the food at the sermon on the mountain. Pretty cool.

[KushWhore]

Happiness is a bag of good stinky dank, a cleaned out bong with fresh water and ice, a new pack of papers and NO work the next day LOL

One time I was going to meet my friends to go out to a nightclub. I picked up some Sour Diesel and smoked about 7-8 bowls with a friend before leaving. About 5 miles down the road the cops were just setting up one of those road side sobriety check points and it was 5pm so I thought it was a lil too early for that .. so a chippie on his motorcycle notices me running the stop and goes to chase me ...
I didn't intentionally mean to run it but once I realized I was running it, I just couldn't stop. I'd get rolled so hard!


Got away, went to starbucks and that song ironically came on the radio "police see me rollin .. try and catch me ridin dirty" LOL

[Opie Yutts]

Oh, man you gotta really concentrate on completely stopping at the stop signs if you suspect there might be a cop around (my sig). That and turn signals are their favorite way of stopping you just to check you out and bring you down. Do everything you can to NOT draw attention to yourself when you are stoned in public.

But I certainly agree that getting away from those damn police sure is fun and yes, it is one kind of happiness. I wish I would have got away last month when I got slapped with an 81 in a 55. I decided I wouldn't try to outrun the unmarked Mustang in my 1.5 liter Scion XB (almost a van.)

[UTD Toker]

Pure happiness would be a big stash, snow storm on the way, stocked fridge, and nothing to do for the next few days.

Dang that sounds sooooo sick...:thumbsup: I would hotbox the shit out of my house if there was like a blizzard or something but hey, us Texans can hope can't we?! Lol

[PdoubleOTY]

happiness is a fresh clean piece and dank weed...

happiness is an amazing meal you cooked during after or before smoking...

happiness is smoking a bowl in my camping hammock hanging 6ft away from a cliff that over looks a gorge and a river with the sun rising...

happiness is the same situation in the hammock, but with my rain fly over top, and it was raining at around 2 or 3 am, so i was snug in the hammock in my sleeping bag, hot boxing it with the rain fly...and the pitter patter of the rain on the fly was extremely awesome...one of the best smoking times ever.


happiness is a bowl during after or before sexual activities...smoking a blunt with a girl while hooking up and what not is kind of interesting...intimate smoke play is amazing

[livin it 420]

happiness is...
smoking a bowl with your best friend