My area is just as bad/funny. Our town has been made fun of numerous times over Boston radio stations, and i think it's hilarious!

Here is a sample:

Monday, September 10
4:44 a.m. Septic pumping failure, Jennifer Dr.
5:33 a.m. Commercial alarm, Reservoir St.
6:14 a.m. Septic pump alarm still going off
11:52 a.m. Suspicious vehicle, Brattle St.
1:27 p.m. Vehicles parked on both sides of Kendall Rd.;
tagged
1:59 p.m. Report of construction crew blocking Highland St.;
ok, traffic able to get through
2:00 p.m. Strange noise from locker at high school; ok,
noisy pipe
2:16 p.m. Dead dog, Gale Dr.
2:30 p.m. Paving company reportedly blocking Highland St.;
ok, traffic is clear
4:51 p.m. 911 report of domestic in progress, Sterling Rd.
5:38 p.m. Parking tickets issued to cars in fire lanes, Mayo
School
6:52 p.m. Power out, Wood St.
6:57 p.m. Request to contact family member about
hospitalization
7:48 p.m. Pump station lights on, Wachusett St.
8:00 p.m. Juvenile Arrest
9:01 p.m. Electrical problem, Wood St.
9:34 p.m. Car flashed high beams at resident, Reservoir St.
Tuesday, September 11
12:30 a.m. W. Boylston requests fire check, Manning St.; ok,
orange glow is lights at horse farm
1:21 a.m. Open window at business, Zottoli Rd.
1:29 a.m. Vacuum on at business, Main St.
7:58 a.m. Disabled motor vehicle in bad location, Holden
St.; tow en route
8:51 a.m. Housekeeper having trouble with alarm system,
Otter Brook Dr.
9:04 a.m. Stray cat trapped on South Rd.
9:20 a.m. Bus disabled, Malden St.
10:20 a.m. Erratic operator heading into Rutland; Rutland
PD advised
10:25 a.m. Two-car accident, no injuries
12:12 p.m. Caller suspicious of truck that says "pool water"
on side; advised truck delivers water for pools
1:42 p.m. Motorcycle stolen from Paxton last night
2:21 p.m. Two-car motor vehicle accident, Main St.; no
injuries
3:42 p.m. Rutland caller regarding credit card fraud; advised
to call Rutland PD
4:23 p.m. Report of lost eyeglasses
5:34 p.m. Erratic operator reported
5:55 p.m. Assault reported, industrial Dr.
7:46 p.m. 911 abandoned call/domestic situation; all set at
this time
9:12 p.m. Truck lost load of shingles/shed, Shrewsbury St.
11:22 p.m. Auburn PD requests check on vehicle belonging
to Holden resident; vehicle in driveway
11:49 p.m. Trouble lights activated at Holden pool; all set
Daveracer Reviewed by Daveracer on . The Police Report in my Town this is the police report as it appears in my towns newspaper. i shit you not. it is the subject of much humor and discussion in these parts. The log of Borough Police noted that two people who had left Mick's Diner without paying last week had been located and had settled their bills. A landlord who came into the police station last Tuesday to complain about a tenant was referred to the District Court. A Broad Street resident complained that a truck had brushed his parked van, Rating: 5