These are my personal favs:

Quote Originally Posted by higher4hockey
There were at least three calls to arguments between neighbors on Penny Lane; in one, apparently involving a bicycle, the officer noted that he told the disputants to "Grow up and quit acting like children."

A man showed police a chip in his carā??s windshield Saturday and told them that he was turning it in to his insurance company.

In a rather complicated incident Sunday a mother complained that her 10 year old son was harassed and chased by two other boys; the officer noted that there was some lying going on.

A man told police that he had sold a car to some people who were now driving it without registering and licensing it.

A man brought in an apparently stolen bike Sunday; the person he got it from had left town.
This stuff is pretty ridiculous, thanks for sharing. :thumbsup: Small-town cops are usually pretty bored. My hometown's pretty small too, but we have a lot larger things going on... it's just covered up so that the community doesn't look bad.

And the officers never note when there is some lying going on. :S2:
LuckyG Reviewed by LuckyG on . The Police Report in my Town this is the police report as it appears in my towns newspaper. i shit you not. it is the subject of much humor and discussion in these parts. The log of Borough Police noted that two people who had left Mick's Diner without paying last week had been located and had settled their bills. A landlord who came into the police station last Tuesday to complain about a tenant was referred to the District Court. A Broad Street resident complained that a truck had brushed his parked van, Rating: 5