My area is just as bad/funny. Our town has been made fun of numerous times over Boston radio stations, and i think it's hilarious!

Here is a sample:

Monday, September 10
4:44 a.m. Septic pumping failure, Jennifer Dr.
5:33 a.m. Commercial alarm, Reservoir St.
6:14 a.m. Septic pump alarm still going off
11:52 a.m. Suspicious vehicle, Brattle St.
1:27 p.m. Vehicles parked on both sides of Kendall Rd.;
tagged
1:59 p.m. Report of construction crew blocking Highland St.;
ok, traffic able to get through
2:00 p.m. Strange noise from locker at high school; ok,
noisy pipe
2:16 p.m. Dead dog, Gale Dr.
2:30 p.m. Paving company reportedly blocking Highland St.;
ok, traffic is clear
4:51 p.m. 911 report of domestic in progress, Sterling Rd.
5:38 p.m. Parking tickets issued to cars in fire lanes, Mayo
School
6:52 p.m. Power out, Wood St.
6:57 p.m. Request to contact family member about
hospitalization
7:48 p.m. Pump station lights on, Wachusett St.
8:00 p.m. Juvenile Arrest
9:01 p.m. Electrical problem, Wood St.
9:34 p.m. Car flashed high beams at resident, Reservoir St.
Tuesday, September 11
12:30 a.m. W. Boylston requests fire check, Manning St.; ok,
orange glow is lights at horse farm
1:21 a.m. Open window at business, Zottoli Rd.
1:29 a.m. Vacuum on at business, Main St.
7:58 a.m. Disabled motor vehicle in bad location, Holden
St.; tow en route
8:51 a.m. Housekeeper having trouble with alarm system,
Otter Brook Dr.
9:04 a.m. Stray cat trapped on South Rd.
9:20 a.m. Bus disabled, Malden St.
10:20 a.m. Erratic operator heading into Rutland; Rutland
PD advised
10:25 a.m. Two-car accident, no injuries
12:12 p.m. Caller suspicious of truck that says "pool water"
on side; advised truck delivers water for pools
1:42 p.m. Motorcycle stolen from Paxton last night
2:21 p.m. Two-car motor vehicle accident, Main St.; no
injuries
3:42 p.m. Rutland caller regarding credit card fraud; advised
to call Rutland PD
4:23 p.m. Report of lost eyeglasses
5:34 p.m. Erratic operator reported
5:55 p.m. Assault reported, industrial Dr.
7:46 p.m. 911 abandoned call/domestic situation; all set at
this time
9:12 p.m. Truck lost load of shingles/shed, Shrewsbury St.
11:22 p.m. Auburn PD requests check on vehicle belonging
to Holden resident; vehicle in driveway
11:49 p.m. Trouble lights activated at Holden pool; all set