The Police Report in my Town

[LuckyG]

These are my personal favs:

There were at least three calls to arguments between neighbors on Penny Lane; in one, apparently involving a bicycle, the officer noted that he told the disputants to "Grow up and quit acting like children."

A man showed police a chip in his carâ??s windshield Saturday and told them that he was turning it in to his insurance company.

In a rather complicated incident Sunday a mother complained that her 10 year old son was harassed and chased by two other boys; the officer noted that there was some lying going on.

A man told police that he had sold a car to some people who were now driving it without registering and licensing it.

A man brought in an apparently stolen bike Sunday; the person he got it from had left town.

This stuff is pretty ridiculous, thanks for sharing. :thumbsup: Small-town cops are usually pretty bored. My hometown's pretty small too, but we have a lot larger things going on... it's just covered up so that the community doesn't look bad.

And the officers never note when there is some lying going on. :S2: