I used to smoke everyday until I met a special girl who I quit weed for.

Yeah, girls really hate it when you need to get wasted in order to enjoy being with them more.
She had an ex who was a drunk and she broke up with him for that, and another ex who was a pothead that wouldn't even touch her unless he got stoned first.
It meant a lot to her that I stopped weed altogether for her.
Actually, you guys must be wondering where I've been the past 8 months. Well... we broke up and I'm back to smoking! LOL!

When smoking with the same free loading drug addict careless friend every weekend got really boring and depressing for me I got a girlfriend and quit weed altogether for her including visiting this site. It was worth it though. I met a lot of new people and made a lot of new friends because I was socializing again. I really cared about her a lot though. I did a lot for her. Instead of spending money on the next dime it went to her. She became my new drug lol!

Don't ever cheat on your girl with Mary Jane. Even though MJ ain't even a human it still hurts.
"Hey baby, naw I'm too lazy to see you right now, I just wanna get high and eat my dinner.."
Or
"ooh.. make love to me now" - "Hang on baby, I totally gotta get high for this moment!"
lol yea chicks hate dat shit