I might/maybe have to pass a UA in 4 days. Is there any way to pass for $20 or less?

[Tmansdc]

Because $30 is all i have and i need $10 for food. I may not have to take it for another five weeks but just to be sure, what should i do?


Any suggestions?


I'll be back 18 hours after this post to check out your responses.

Tmansdc Reviewed by Tmansdc on 09-28-2007. I might/maybe have to pass a UA in 4 days. Is there any way to pass for $20 or less? Because $30 is all i have and i need $10 for food. I may not have to take it for another five weeks but just to be sure, what should i do? Any suggestions? I'll be back 18 hours after this post to check out your responses. Rating: 5

[cheeseburgerGUY]

Hmmmmmm - $20 or less.....probably not. QuickFix is usually around $30 in the head shops and whatnot - a bit cheaper online, but there's no way in hell you'd get it in time without being able to afford the expidited shipping. you can try the dilution method, but with the purchase of the asprin, tums, b12, etc I doubt it would be any cheaper. I suppose you could purposely go for a dilute/negative test to buy you a few more days if they'll let you retest. That can be accomplished with a few bottles of Gatorade that won't run you more than about $6. One last idea: get a friend, sister, child - ANYONE that is clean and use their piss. Search through the threads on how to sub using real urine - its just slightly different than using QuickFix because of storage and not being able to keep reheating. But damn dude, if you only have $30 to your name....how in the hell do you even afford to smoke to begin with???????????

[Forwhat420]

get a small bottle. get some clean piss from one of ur friends. Keep the bottle close to your body by wearing tight underwear for proper tempature precautions. Most states do not watch you piss. go in stall relax while pouring it in and wa la...total price about 1.00 for a small enough bottle. make sure it holds at least 4-6oz.

[E cannabis unum]

I found myself in the same situation, here's what I did. And it worked, I apologize I may be a little late for TMANSDC, but this may help someone.

1. Got a friend who's clean to give me a sample the night before the test, I did not freeze it, but I did put it in a sterile baby-food jar I had boiled in filtered water (we have well water, which would leave a hard residue)

2. I purchased brand new unused plastic travel bottles for shampoo, there was a 3-4 oz bottle with one of those lids that flips open, just the center though....like Zippo fluid, not the entire cap flipped up. They were like 5$ and there were like 5 bottles of varying sizes..5 and dime store or someplace like Happy Harryâ??s....but I wouldn't go there because they are expensive.(in our area)

3. I purchased little baby stick-on thermometers, they are designed to be stuck on a baby's arm-pit all night long I think Bayer made them....I'm sure there are cheaper alternatives). The first reading takes two minutes while it adjusts, but from there reading is instant. They were a little more expensive around 8$

4. The morning of the test I opened the sealed Urine (I had no time to get Quick Fix, but would suggest it), and used a sterile (boiled for 10 minutes) funnel to fill the small travel bottle to the cap-line.

5. I placed two of the thermostat stickers in the bottle sinceâ?¦well, since my arse is on the line.. One on each side so I only had to pull the bottle out a little, to see the temp.

6. I nuked the specimen for 50 seconds, or until it read at just about 103°. and then I stuck in in my crotch between the scrotum and anus, as instructed in another post (thank you thank you thank you).

From there I followed the mass consensus with wearing two pairs of tighty-whities. I will say you have to practice the night before. I used cold iced tea to simulate the urine, only because it was cold (such as the urine would be in the morning and it was the least expensive beverage in my fridge) so I could get a good time from the microwave. I also made sure to shake the piss out of the specimen in the morningâ?¦err..uhâ?¦bad punâ?¦.oh wellâ?¦backspace is so far out of my reachâ?¦

I will say this, relax. Take your time. Be your self. Unless you walk in there beading sweat off your brow, looking like a shady baker, youâ??ll be just fine. I chose to go in dressed up in casual business with a work badge on a lanyard, made my self look real professional. The ladies were very nice and joked around with me. The specimen passed the temperature with no problem, as it turns out it is very easy to keep warm. If you crotch a warm specimen and watch some TV for an hour even it will still be warm enough.

I also called in advanced and acted like I didnâ??t know anything about the process, asked if I needed an appointment, you knowâ?¦..play the rookieâ??s role. When I walked in I made sure to associate that nice young man on the phone with the person now in front of them by asking a few follow questions that began with â??Iâ??m sorry, I just called and spoke to someone about 15 minutes ago, and forgot to ask a few questions...â?�

In out in under 15 minute.

Just donâ??t get stoners short time memory lapse and flush the toilet or wash your hands while in the specimen collecting room, the guy in front of me forgot and they voided his void and made him fill another. If he was substituting he was screwed.

Relax, Relax, And Relax. Theyâ??re in it for the moneyâ?¦they want a fast turn overâ?¦the faster the visits the more visits they can get in a day, the more money they can make.

Peace, Unity, and Nasty Sticky Buds to all (the kind with the super sticky crystals and purple hairs and hmmmmmmmmm)

ECU

[jeffman]

Great info and welcome....:smokin:

[E cannabis unum]

Thanks, I feel welcome too :thumbsup: