sooooooo, i am going to be facing the dreaded UA sometime in the next week or so...about three years ago, i was lurking here preparing for a pre-employment...based on what i saw here, i fully planned on subbing...after days of walking around with visene bottles in the bra and vag, taking temps and practicing opening the bottles silently i was ready..the day of the test, i took my sister's "perfect pee" and went on my way...to my surprise my new employer was very "cutting edge" and they did the oral swab test...well i thought i was screwed since i had smoked that morning...well by the grace of god when the nurse turned on the light for me to wash my hands, so i could administer my own oral swab, the lightbulb exploded...while she went to get a broom, i scanned the bathroom counter and took a quick swig of rubbing alcohol..i didn't get enough of a sample, so they had me re-test about a week later, of course i was ready that time....

now here we are today, three years later...a wonderful new opportunity has come into my path..this time i am positive it's a UA, i once again plan on subbing..however, to pay "homage" to the drug test, i have not smoked in over a week, and even did a coffee enema (which worked pefectly in my youth to detox, but not so much now that i am older)..well i took a practice pee and am still dirty...on the day of the test my husband (non smoker) has offered to go with me and when we find a gas station close to the testing office he is going to give me a sample...i will once again fill my visene bottles with the temp monitor on the side, crotch it, and go...i just need a few people to rest my nerves (remeber i haven't smoked in over a week) and give me the confidence its going to be allright...
Herb4Life Reviewed by Herb4Life on . Need A Little Cheerleading sooooooo, i am going to be facing the dreaded UA sometime in the next week or so...about three years ago, i was lurking here preparing for a pre-employment...based on what i saw here, i fully planned on subbing...after days of walking around with visene bottles in the bra and vag, taking temps and practicing opening the bottles silently i was ready..the day of the test, i took my sister's "perfect pee" and went on my way...to my surprise my new employer was very "cutting edge" and they did the Rating: 5