I was smoking with a very good friend of mine, some of my homegrown personal stash from last year, can't remember where I got the seeds, though... Anywho, we had JUST finished doing a mad super-cleaning her apartment, like a 4 hour job. I'm a very nice person. I also happen to like cleaning, so it fit. I made dinner, too- Italian meatballs, spaghetti, and I brought my bowl for dessert

This scrawny-looking hardxcore kid comes over to pick up something he left with his buddies last night while over here, and the host offers him a bowl of my spaghetti/meatballs, and the bowl I just packed. I introduce myself, and he does too, but more half-heartedly, which is fine, I figured he was tired or something.

My friend and I carry on our conversation, and he starts interrupting us, to talk to her. He then mentions how good the spaghetti/meatballs and the weed are, and then continues to interrupt me. He does this like 5 times, and I finally ask him "Could you please stop interrupting me, we all have something good to say, but let me just finish this story up with ____ first."

He stops, looks at me, and says "Excuse me, but no one hit YOUR buzzer. I'm talkin' here."

I grab MY bowl from his hand, point to it, and say "This is my bowl. This is my own homegrown weed. And that's my spaghetti/meatballs you're eating here. If you're going to continue to enjoy MY personal stuff that I'm graciously letting you consume, YOU will not interrupt me, and YOU will treat me with respect."

He just stared at me for a few minutes, quiet, and then mumbled he was sorry. He left 3 minutes later.

I don't care how hot shit you think you are. You treat this Banana with some RESPECT.
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . Respect! I was smoking with a very good friend of mine, some of my homegrown personal stash from last year, can't remember where I got the seeds, though... Anywho, we had JUST finished doing a mad super-cleaning her apartment, like a 4 hour job. I'm a very nice person. I also happen to like cleaning, so it fit. I made dinner, too- Italian meatballs, spaghetti, and I brought my bowl for dessert :D This scrawny-looking hardxcore kid comes over to pick up something he left with his buddies last night Rating: 5