Oooh, when I get off night shift, I like to come home, sit on the porch, smoke a big fat bowl, eat some cereal and toast, and watch the sunrise.

Then the sleepiness hits me, I go inside, take a warm shower with the sun streaming in the window (I don't even have to turn the lights on, it's so golden), change into comfy PJs, and sleeeeeeeeeep until 4pm!
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . How do you really.. Kick Back? So my co-worker is always telling me how much he likes to kick back. He makes it sound like he's a fucking professional at it, or some shit. Anyway, the other day I decided to go check out his place and see what it's really like to be kicking back. Not what I had in mind, let me tell ya. These guys were hyper-er than the hypiest people I've met man. Non-stop talking, non-stop moving, non-stop touching each other and everything else in the room, I mean like what the fuck?! So I go ahead Rating: 5