Oooh, when I get off night shift, I like to come home, sit on the porch, smoke a big fat bowl, eat some cereal and toast, and watch the sunrise.

Then the sleepiness hits me, I go inside, take a warm shower with the sun streaming in the window (I don't even have to turn the lights on, it's so golden), change into comfy PJs, and sleeeeeeeeeep until 4pm!