I just wanted to bring this thread back to chuckle at my cockiness.

UPDATE: Still with Ashley, shes been living with me in my apartment for a couple months now, and its workin out pretty good. Its so nice to finally be able to wake up, roll over, and fuck the person next to me who is just as naked as me. Dont gotta worry about condoms or pulling out, shes on birth control. Shit... I dont even have to wake her up.. shes actually TOLD me to fuck her in her sleep if I dont feel like waking her up.



And shes almost as big a pothead as I am! I say almost because... well Im the biggest pothead Ive ever met as of yet. Of course, I really do gotta discount some of the older heads Ive smoked with that have been tokin for upwards of 50 years.. they got me beat, Im not gonna be THAT cocky. And all you potheads on here... dont get yore panties in a bunch, I havent met any of you fuckers yet, so theres no point in arguing semantics!

Sorry Im in a randy mood I watched 300 last night, and of course all that killing made me horny so I threw Ashley on the bed, ripped her clothes off and pounded the shit outta her.. then I did it again when I woke up this morning.

When my friend gets off work at 3, were gonna smoke some weed then go to a firing range