Does the past is real?

[Hardcore Newbie]

That logic is just so foolproof, I cant believe I never thought of it that way before.

Quick, someone tell all those scientists that those dinosaur bones arent real, because the past isnt real, and doesnt exist!

And remember kids, WWII wasnt real, because the past doesnt exist, so WWII doesnt exist.

And your parents were lying to you when they told you about your great great great grandpa who was dead before you were born. He isnt real, because he doesnt exist.

I'm pretty sure Fallen Icarus was being sarcastic, it just didn't cut through as easily as your statements.