Once upon a night.. last night actually.. my blazed ass decided it wanted some cereals. Now when my ass wants some cereals, it's usually a pretty fat bowl of cereals, ya know? But when my bllazzeedd ass wants some cereals, it's like trying to fit 10 people in a 5 seater car. I poured cereals in the bowl until cereals overflowed the bowl. Then I added about a half gallon of milk in there just cuz I like it so damn much. After cleaning my huge mess, I was now ready to face the biggest challenge of my life: walking to my room without spilling ANYTHING. I had an excellent plan. I was to walk like a ninja using the balance of my body and the lights to keep every single cereal in the bowl.

So the mission started... I made it almost halfway through the house successfully when all of a sudden, the fucking power goes out! So I'm standing there in this awkward position in total darkness, not even remembering where the fuck I was in the house. So I waited a little bit, thinking.. "oh the power will come back eventually! soon!" ..... well about 7 or 8 mins later, the power is still out and I'm still chillin in the same damned spot. Now I start to panic, "SHIT! The cereals will be very soft by the time I make it there, this can't happen!".

Therefore I go for it. and step on a fucking dog toy. and spill every single piece of cereal and every drop of milk on the carpet, in total darkness. I had to go grab a candle and clean it out. Took me like 15 mins! Then I grabbed the box of cereals and the milk and brought it all in my room. I then enjoyed about 4 fat bowls of cereals.

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