Wow, I just laughed the entire time I read Canadank's post. I mean, I started laughing before it even got funny. It was ridiculous.

Anywho, I've got a good one. So I've smoked with my buddy Jon like over 20 times and he's never got high. One fine afternoon we got up and decided to take a trip to Will's place. We were with a friend name Brodi, and we decided to roll a joint for the ride. Brodi starts rolling, and all of a sudden my dad knocks on the door. All I can think is "shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. He snuck in that bastard!" So we hide it real quick, my dad opens the door and all of our hearts are racing. He just gives us a weird look, asks if we're ok, and walks out. Haha. So we leave in Jon's car, and ask Brodi where we should smoke. He replies, "I have a great place!" So we go to this great place, which ended up being a huge white trash trailer park. But I didn't argue, we smoked. Jon gets fucking blaaaaazed. Bad. First time. And he's driving! Haha, it was fun. The drive to Will's alone was an adventure. About a 30 min drive. Anywho, so we get to Will's and roll up 2 blunts. Pass the blunts, get really fucked up, and decide to go to McDonalds. After finishing our double cheeseburgers, snack wraps, and fries while giggling and not saying a damn thing. Just laughing at each other trying to eat while laugh. It was hilarious. When we leave, Jon sees a Taco Bell across the street, so we hit it up. After devouring a few tacos, we head back home. On the way home, I had a taco leftover so I started to think what I could do with it. So after a few mins of deep thought, (keep in mind it's night) I put some beef under me and in the floor. About a min later I look over at Jon and the dialogue went like

"Oh shit, pull over dude."
"What?"
"Just pull over dude."
"What?? (he's getting nervous)"
"JUST PULL THE FUCK OVER"
"WHATS WRONG"
"..I just shit all over myself"
"WHAT HTE FUCKK!?!"

At the same time, Brodi is bouncing around in the back seat making Donnie noises like from the Wild Thornberrys. He was tripping my ass out. But anyway, Jon's like "Dude you're cleaning that up." I burst out into laughter and call him an idiot in 15 different ways for about 5 minutes. And that was our night.